check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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