apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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