Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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