So drunk its hurt
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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