school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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