people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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no you cant smoke seaweed
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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