Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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