Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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