Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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