just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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