Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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