And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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