That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Where is the hickey?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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