Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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