"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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