he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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