Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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