im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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