I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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