i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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