Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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