Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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