THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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