we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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