Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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