Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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