Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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