Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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