Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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