I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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