I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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