I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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