D3 body, D1 cock
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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