Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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