So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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