Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Randomize