she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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