This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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