Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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