it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
