And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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