What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She bit a glass in half.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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