Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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