Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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