He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It's never too late to be topless.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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