So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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