She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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