Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
My feet surprised me
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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