id be glad to
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
A bitchslap is in order.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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