hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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