It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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