So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
The ass gains better be worth it
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