none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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