why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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