I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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