also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.