maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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