I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?